• Uzbekistan: The World Cup's nearly men no more
    Jun 12 2026

    Uzbekistan are on the cusp of making their long-awaited World Cup bow.

    With former Ballon d’Or winner Fabio Cannavaro at the helm, the former Soviet republic is about to become the first Central Asian country and the first double-landlocked nation to take part in the greatest show on earth.

    But what else do you need to know about the White Wolves before they have even kicked a ball in North America?

    In the final episode of our four-part series on the 2026 World Cup debutants, it is all about Uzbekistan, who have shed their decades-long nearly-men tag and arguably boast the best chances of any of the newcomers to the competition.

    Plus, DR Congo’s preparations are disrupted by the Ebola outbreak and Bosnia bring the largest coffee pot on the planet to North America.

    Join our Curaçao v Germany watch-along on Sunday 14 June at 6pm UK time here.

    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:45 – The coach: Cannavaro’s playing pedigree

    04:00 – The players: Khusanov the star man

    08:45 – Qualifying: Nearly men no more

    11:09 – Group: Portugal, Colombia & DR Congo

    13:16 – DR Congo: Ebola outbreak at home

    16:44 – Bosnia: The world’s largest coffee pot

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    19 mins
  • Jordan: The World Cup captain who defied his coach
    Jun 9 2026

    Jordan are at the World Cup finals for the first time ever!


    Led by coach Jamal Sellami in the dugout and captain Musa Al-Taamari on the pitch – who do not appear to agree when it comes to tactics – Jordan are set to become the country with the lowest land point to ever play at the finals.


    But what else do you need to know about the wonderfully nicknamed Chivalrous Ones ahead of their opening match?


    In the third instalment of our four-part series on the 2026 World Cup debutants, we’re turning our attentions to Jordan, who are known for their culinary goal celebrations and seemingly missed the memo for the group-stage draw...


    Plus, Panama’s decision to hold an opening training session completely backfires and Norway go full-Viking with their pre-tournament team photo.


    Join our Curaçao v Germany watchalong on Sunday 14 June at 6pm UK time here.


    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:45 – The coach: Naturalised citizen Sellami

    04:30 – The players: Mutinous captain Al-Taamari

    10:40 – Qualifying: Sweet revenge on Iraq

    13:05 – Group: Algeria, Argentina & Austria

    16:12 – Panama: An opening training session to forget

    19:08 – Norway: The epic pre-tournament Viking pic

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    21 mins
  • Curaçao: The World Cup squad with only ONE local player
    Jun 5 2026

    Debutants Curacao are about to break an all-time World Cup record.


    Spearheaded by veteran coach Dick Advocaat – soon to be the oldest coach in the tournament’s history – the Caribbean island are the smallest-ever nation to make an appearance at the finals with a population of only 160,000.


    So what should you know about the brilliantly nicknamed Blue Wave before they make their bow on the global stage this month?


    In the second episode of our four-part series on the 2026 World Cup debutants, we’re focusing on Curacao –a non-independent country that is part of the Netherlands and has as many Europe-born players as first opponents Germany.


    Plus, Graham Potter calls up a member of the Swedish nobility in defence and Iran’s final friendly opponents Gambia lose their football boots.


    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    02:48 – The coach: Dick Advocaat’s age record

    05:40 – The players: Only Chong born in Curacao

    09:15 – Qualifying: VAR scare versus Jamaica

    12:05 – Group: Germany, Ivory Coast & Ecuador

    15:50 – Gustaf Lagerbielke: Sweden’s defensive baron

    17:42 – Gambia: DJ visits and lost football boots

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    20 mins
  • Cape Verde: The World Cup player recruited by LinkedIn DM
    Jun 2 2026

    Cape Verde are days away from making their World Cup debut.


    With a head coach nicknamed after the island of his birth and only seven full-time staff members, the tiny African archipelago are about to take on former world champions Spain and Uruguay as well as Saudi Arabia in North America.


    But what do you need to know about the Blue Sharks ahead of their maiden appearance on the greatest stage in international football?


    In the first of our four-part series on the debutants at the 2026 World Cup, we talk through the once Portuguese colony’s unique recruitment strategy – from LinkedIn DMs to Rotterdam recruits – and assess their chances of a Group H upset.


    Plus, New Zealand’s Tim Payne becomes an overnight viral sensation and Haiti’s Josué Duverger prepares to swap fifth-tier German side Cosmos Koblenz for World Cup duty.


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    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:57 – The coach: Bubista & seven staff

    03:05 – The players: Diaspora & LinkedIn

    07:54 – Qualifying: Windy win over Eswatini

    11:04 – Group: Spain, Uruguay & Saudi Arabia

    13:30 – Our new partner: Golaço Kits

    15:25 – Tim Payne: NZ’s overnight sensation

    18:28 – Josué Duverger: Haiti’s fifth-tier keeper

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    20 mins
  • Andorran adventures: Cross border clubs, squirrel costumes & micro-state uproar
    May 26 2026

    We have come to a tiny landlocked country where nine out of 10 footballers are foreigners.


    Welcome to beautiful Andorra – a micro-state home to a football scene brimming with curiosities and quirks.


    In this episode, we’re unpacking the madness: Why are there virtually no Andorrans in the local Primera Divisió? How did Gerard Piqué’s FC Andorra move over the border to play in Spain’s La Liga 2? And why on earth do fans of UE Santa Coloma dress up as squirrels?


    Plus: UEFA has totally revamped qualification for international competitions with a tiered Swiss-style system – and the continent's smaller nations are up in arms about it.


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    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:26 – FC Andorra: The history

    03:15 – FC Andorra: Piqué & Ceuta

    12:50 – The Copa Constitució final

    17:03 – No homegrown players

    24:10 – The micro-state ranking list

    30:08 – UEFA’s qualification revamp

    31:25 – A message from the minnows

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    35 mins
  • Al Hilal's African odyssey, Brazil's first indigenous pro club & a 42-second Dutch replay
    May 19 2026

    How has an exiled football club won league titles in three countries in the space of 12 months?


    In this episode, we tell the extraordinary story of Sudan’s Al Hilal Omdurman and their unprecedented African odyssey.


    After escaping conflict at home, they first conquered Mauritania’s Super D1 in May 2025, before winning a short championship in their native Sudan last summer and the Rwandan Premier League this month.


    But why have they been playing in other countries? Will their tour of the continent continue next season? And which other clubs have become champions of another nation?


    Plus, the first indigenous pro club in Brazil get off to a winning start and a 42-second Dutch replay goes comically wrong.


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    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    02:20 – The move to Mauritania

    05:55 – The return home to Sudan

    07:34 – The relocation to Rwanda

    12:55 – Al Hilal’s next destination

    14:45 – Champions in foreign countries

    19:06 – Brazil’s first indigenous pro club

    22:50 – A 42-second Dutch replay

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    29 mins
  • The death of relegation in Mexico – Plus Racing’s roadside celebrations in Uruguay & San Marino Calcio’s angry letter
    May 12 2026

    Mexico’s Liga MX wants to copy the MLS model!


    The 18 club owners have voted to separate the league from the federation, move towards a franchise model, and permanently abolish promotion and relegation in practice.


    But hang on, wasn’t relegation already abolished in Mexican football? Don’t lots of top leagues worldwide function as a closed shop? And why are Mexico’s 2026 World Cup preparations under Javier Aguirre causing problems for the domestic league too?


    On this episode, we investigate the state of domestic football in Mexico and look ahead to the co-host’s controversial build-up to this summer’s global showpiece.


    Plus: Racing de Montevideo celebrate their maiden Uruguayan title on the roadside and San Marino Calcio’s players pen an angry letter.


    Jon Arnold's Substack is here and his viral Mexican football video on Instagram is here.


    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:25 – Seismic shifts in Mexican football

    06:00 – The death of promotion & relegation

    10:05 – Closed shop leagues worldwide

    15:37 – Mexico’s pre-World Cup chaos

    21:38 – Racing’s roadside title celebration

    27:22 – San Marino Calcio’s angry letter

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    33 mins
  • FC Thun's impossible fairytale 2: Road workers, Alpine dips & a football thesis
    May 5 2026

    FC Thun midfielder Ethan Meichtry was a road worker three years ago. Now he’s a Swiss Super League winner.


    His story perfectly encapsulates the improbable rise of the club, who were promoted only last summer and are already champions of Switzerland for the first time in their history.


    So how did Meichtry go from construction worker to title-winner? How did Thun take Swiss football by storm? And where does their triumph rank on the all-time list of great soccer fairytales and underdog stories?


    In this episode of The Sweeper Podcast, we pull back the curtain one of the biggest European football stories of 2026: Thun’s unlikely transformation from relegation candidates to first-time national champions.


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    Chapters:

    00:00 – Intro

    01:20 – Celebrations: Pyrotechnics and pubs

    04:40 – Management: Gerber and Lustrinelli

    09:36 – Players: Roadworkers, recoveries and rejects

    12:50 – Style: Verticality and disregard for possession

    15:42 – Rivals: Basel & Young Boys underperformance

    19:05 – Records: Swiss and European comparisons

    23:03 – Patreon plug and live show information

    24:35 – Fairytales: Where does Thun sit in the ranking?

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    32 mins