Who is the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, Roz finally gets the answer to where Mocha disappeared to after missing the last Ask Roz & Mocha (wah gwaan, my guy?!). The crew debates the ultimate sacrifice—sex, love, or money—and guesses what their partners would choose, shares stories of faking it till making it (and when it totally flopped), checks in on whether Maurie fully committed to birthday freebie season, imagines what their pets would really say about them in a brutally honest review, ranks how much of life is luck versus hard work, and breaks down the house rules they live by—for family and guests alike.

Back from Jamaica, the chaos continues with lingering sand, travel stories, and Mocha still catching heat for his timing, while Maurie gets birthday love and, of course, roasted for it. The crew keeps things rolling with laughs about the trip aftermath, plus a big moment as they chat with SNL’s James Austin Johnson, bringing his wild impressions and energy to the show while everything quickly spirals in the best way.

This weekend on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, it’s all things toilets and bathrooms—because of course it is. From checking for snakes before sitting down, to stealing toilet paper, to hitting the streets and asking people the most uncomfortable question possible—what are you doing in there? Expect classic moments, weird confessions, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos from the archives.

A packed Friday pod reliving the Jamaica trip, where Roz and Mocha roast Shem, Maurie and Chloe for checking bags, Maurie and Shem bring back their questionable couples massage, and the crew tells stories about Mocha refusing to go in the water, Roz living off patties, and Maurie looking “sickly” jumping into the ocean with Chloe — who he also apparently traveled with as her “dad manager.” Plus, sand showing up everywhere, karaoke highlights, the chaos of leaving when Mocha slept in but still took forever, and Maurie catching up with Snooki about her new paranormal series.

A shocking legal twist as Nick Reiner seeks access to his inheritance while awaiting trial for the murders of his parents, alongside major entertainment headlines including Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s breakup after nearly three years together and Taylor Swift’s surprise performance at the Toy Story 5 premiere. Madonna is generating buzz with a celebrity-filled short film for her upcoming album, while Rosie O’Donnell says she’s done with cosmetic surgery. Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are making headlines with their high-profile relationship, and Spencer Pratt’s mayoral run comes to an end after finishing third in L.A.’s primary. Plus, a resurfaced controversial photo of actor Hudson Williams, Idris Elba shutting down James Bond rumours, a fake Air Canada pilot exposed after decades, and a look at the biggest baby name trends of 2026.

Hypothetical virus symptoms get weirdly personal, from constant venting and narcolepsy to sweating and uncontrollable white lies, before things shift to debates over lawn obsession and how far you’d go for easy money if it meant gaining weight. There’s also talk of brutally honest Caribbean aunties, childhood stuffed animal attachments that never quite go away, and whether certain fan-favourite segments deserve a comeback, all mixed with hot takes on provinces, Drake albums, maids, AI fears, dream fictional destinations, and the awkward reality of surprise parties

On this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha, the crew dives into those first-paycheck flexes—what big, memorable purchase felt like a total “I made it” moment? Plus, they get into the internet rabbit holes that keep us laughing (and sometimes crying), from chaotic bloopers to emotional reunion videos. The debate heats up over whether you actually need to rinse dishes before loading the dishwasher, and everyone admits to that one random household item they just can’t seem to throw out. And finally, are you a strict grocery-list shopper or a “vibes-only” cart filler? It’s all relatable, hilarious, and very real.

On today’s podcast, Roz calls out his wife for constantly losing her credit card, a superfan gets grilled in an on-air “job interview,” and the guys play an adorable round of Heads Up with a 4-year-old listener—plus Mocha trolls everyone by killing the mics, admits to crushing five slices of ice cream cake, and Maurie hits the CSA carpet chatting with Andrew Phung and Heated Rivalry star Robbie GK