Who is the better kisser—you or your partner? Plus, Roz finally gets the answer to where Mocha disappeared to after missing the last Ask Roz & Mocha (wah gwaan, my guy?!). The crew debates the ultimate sacrifice—sex, love, or money—and guesses what their partners would choose, shares stories of faking it till making it (and when it totally flopped), checks in on whether Maurie fully committed to birthday freebie season, imagines what their pets would really say about them in a brutally honest review, ranks how much of life is luck versus hard work, and breaks down the house rules they live by—for family and guests alike.

Back from Jamaica, the chaos continues with lingering sand, travel stories, and Mocha still catching heat for his timing, while Maurie gets birthday love and, of course, roasted for it. The crew keeps things rolling with laughs about the trip aftermath, plus a big moment as they chat with SNL’s James Austin Johnson, bringing his wild impressions and energy to the show while everything quickly spirals in the best way.

This weekend on the Roz and Mocha Retro Show, it’s all things toilets and bathrooms—because of course it is. From checking for snakes before sitting down, to stealing toilet paper, to hitting the streets and asking people the most uncomfortable question possible—what are you doing in there? Expect classic moments, weird confessions, and a whole lot of bathroom chaos from the archives.