Episodes

  • Smoke This And Your Hair Will Grow
    Apr 30 2026

    Bill attempts to answer your questions on swimming attire, best dressed rock stars and electrical safety.


    The playlist in this episode is called 'Not Quite Evening' and includes:


    ‘Sometimes Always’ by The Jesus & Mary Chain

    ‘Would You Rather’ by Phoebe Bridges

    ‘We Were Cool’ by Lori McKenna

    ‘Tim McGraw’ by Taylor Swift

    ‘Love Letter’ by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

    ‘Crazy Face’ by Van Morrison


    You can find a link to the playlist on Spotify here


    And you can find it on Apple Music here


    The book of the episode is 'Devil in a Blue Dress' by Walter Mosley


    We'd love to hear from you - you can email us here - (contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com) or send us a message via instagram here

    Keep your questions, regrettable band names, lyrics and banned words coming.

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    30 mins
  • I Don't Get Out Much
    Apr 23 2026

    Shopping for sheets, dancing in the street and being called Bill are just some of the matters addressed in this episode.


    This episode's playlist is called 'It's ok, I Caught Up On Emails' and includes:


    • ‘Logic Bitch’ by Self Esteem
    • ‘Blue Randy’ by Beck
    • ‘My Favorite Picture of You’ by Guy Clark
    • ‘Galveston’ by Craig Finn
    • ‘Hurt Me So Good’ by Jazmine Sullivan
    • ‘Outside Your Door’ by Meshelle Ndegeocello


    You can find a link to the playlist on Spotify here


    And on Apple Music here


    The book of the episode is 'Romantic Comedy' by Curtis Sittenfeld


    We'd love to hear from you - you can email us here - (contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com) or send us a message via instagram here

    Keep your questions, regrettable band names, lyrics and banned words coming.

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    26 mins
  • He's Well Tonk
    Apr 16 2026

    Masculine flowers, imposter syndrome and making small talk in your socks are some of the topics in this episode.


    This episode's playlist is called 'Sure There’s Shame In My Eyes But I Still function' and includes:


    Morning Show - Iggy Pop

    Maxine - Donald Fagen

    Desire - Boz Scaggs

    Roster - Jazmine Sullivan

    Better Days - Le-Andria Johnson

    Twinkle - Hether


    You can find a link to the playlist on Spotify here

    Or on Apple Music here


    The recommended book is 'Mrs. Caliban' by Rachel Ingalls


    We love hearing from you, please send your questions for Bill, banned words and 'I'm With The Band' submissions to us on Instagram here or via email at contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com

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    26 mins
  • Just Go Limp
    Apr 9 2026

    Bill is back to tackle the pressing subjects of polishing shoes, escaping parties and how to pronounce expresso, sorry espresso.


    This episode's playlist is called ‘I’ll Hold Your Coat...’ :


    • ‘Breakfast Can Wait’ by Prince
    • ‘Talkin’ to Myself’ by Sarah Shook & the Disarmers
    • ‘Louie Louie’ by Iggy Pop
    • ‘Seventeen’ by Sjowgren
    • ‘Blue Jean’ by David Bowie


    You can find the playlist on Spotify here

    And on Apple Music here

    The book of the episode is ‘Oh What A Paradise It Seems’ by John Cheever


    Thanks for listening - if you have any questions, banned word entries or 'I'm With The Band' submissions you can contact us via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or via our website: www.ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


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    28 mins
  • Navigate By Dog
    Apr 2 2026

    Dog etiquette, cravats, air saxophone solos and sugar addiction are among the subjects addressed by Bill in this episode.


    This episode's playlist is called 'Instead of School' and includes:


    • 'I’m Tore down’ by Freddie King
    • ‘Right Place, Wrong Time’ by Dr John
    • ‘Nutbush City Limits’ by Ike & Tina Turner
    • ‘Stutter’ by Elastica
    • ‘Daylight’ by Kellow Rowland (ft. Travis McCoy)
    • ‘Suffragette City’ by David Bowie


    You can find the playlist here on Spotify and on Apple Music here


    The book that Bill recommends this week is 'The Idiot' by Elif Batuman


    We'd love to hear from you!


    Send us questions for Bill or 'I'm With The Band' submissions via instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com

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    27 mins
  • All Night Long, All Night Long
    Mar 26 2026

    This week on ill-advised Bill tackles dancing, baths vs showers, bespoke suits and we debut our first 'I'm With The Band' submission.


    This week's playlist is 'Orchestrated Love Swing':


    'Lionel Richie' - by The Jack Moves

    'Lovers Rock' - by Fun Lovin' Criminals

    'What Cha' Gonna Do For Me' by Chaka Khan

    'All I'm Missing' by Angie Stone

    'Is It Worth It' by Rae Khalil

    'Why Do You Keep Calling Me' by Sy Smith


    You can find the playlist on Spotify here


    This episode's book recommendation is 'Harlem Shuffle' by Colson Whitehead


    We'd love to hear from you!


    Send us questions or 'I'm With The Band' submissions via instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or by email: contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


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    27 mins
  • It's Always A Genitalia Thing
    Mar 19 2026

    Welcome to Season 2 of ill-advised by Bill Nighy! Bill is back to answer your questions and in this episode he tackles restaurant etiquette, Kim Novak's belly button, creative swearing and sock length protocol.

    We have a brand new feature 'I'm With The Band'. This is where we encourage you to send in the name of your teenage band and maybe some of the lyrics from your signature song and Bill will read them out - with respect and love... Please send them via instagram here or you can email them to us at contactus@ill-advisedbybillnighy.com


    This episode's playlist is called 'Shake, Don't Shiver'


    • ‘Spanish Stroll’ by Mink DeVille
    • ‘More News from Nowhere’ by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
    • ‘Holy River’ by Prince
    • ‘Crazy About You Baby’ by Ike & Tina Turner
    • ‘Marvin Used To Say’ by Raheem DeVaughn


    You can find a link to the playlist here

    And Bill's book recommendation this week is 'Dead and Alive' by Zadie Smith

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    25 mins
  • Season 2 is coming soon!
    Mar 9 2026

    More ill-advise is on its way, with a new feature too. Season 2 is coming on the 19th of March.


    You can get in touch via instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy

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    2 mins