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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.Copyright Three Bean Salad
Episodes
  • Agatha Christie
    Jun 10 2026

    Agatha Christie has had her works translated into more languages than any other author in history according to the most superficial of Googlings. But would she have given a monkey’s? It’s impossible to know and fruitless to ask so why Alan of the Surrey Borders entered her name into the Bean Machine is a mystery the likes of which even Jack Reacher would struggle to solve but we’re here now so let’s all make the most of it.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Martial Arts
    Jun 3 2026

    Munashe of Birmingham kicks of a new season of the Three Bean Salad by feeding the topic of martial arts into the Bean Machine. So far the Bean Machine hasn’t awoken abruptly from a deep trance-like state to say the words “I know Kung Fu” but you’ll know when it does because it will quickly lead to an extinction level event.

    With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

    Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

    Merch available here: www.threebeansaladshop.com

    Get in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com Insta: threebeansaladpod

    Details of Henry's tour here: henrypaker.com

    Details of Mike's tour here: mrmikewozniak.com

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes - Three Brothers Grimm Tales
    May 6 2026

    A freebie Patreon episode to give you a taste of what we do over there.

    Henry tells Mike and Ben three stories by the Brothers Grimm.

    www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

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    1 hr and 13 mins
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witty, silly but above all erudite, lucid and with the dynamics of good friends who enjoy each others company and don't try to best of shitveach other down. healty disrespect too. By picking up from each other not shutting down I could listen to this for ever. I never fail to laugh out loud

like being old friends

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A whimsical little pod with a contrasting cast and is just pure joy and escapism

Lukewarm banter that’s sure to please

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Love this podcast as it is wonderful hear the friendly, funny banter and the oddball takes on topics listeners send in.

Great wit, laugh out loud funny with more than a hint of darkness. Just brilliant.

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If you do use this as a sleep aide, be sure to revisit when awake- it's sublime, absurdist genius. Just watch out for Spurbs.

Rambling genius, with jingles

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