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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Episodes
  • Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
    Apr 9 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.


    The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.


    There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.


    If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins

    03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?

    05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?

    07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters

    10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?

    12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge

    15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks

    18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?

    21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

    @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    22 mins
  • Emily & Peter Andre On Love, Family & The Story That Brought Them Together
    Apr 7 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.


    Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.


    Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.


    We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.


    Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre

    05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”

    08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album

    11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes

    14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again

    17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met

    18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission

    19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast

    23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor

    24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids

    28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)

    30:28 Fan Questions Begin

    33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love

    38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures

    43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life

    48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned

    53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections

    56:30 Outro



    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter Andre

    https://twitter.com/peterandre


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    57 mins
  • Ask Me Anything! “Hangover” Weddings, Relationship Regrets & Brutal Advice!
    Apr 2 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!


    Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.


    Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.


    There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.


    It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations

    02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”

    04:05 The “Knickers” Debate

    05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles

    08:50 Sponsor Break

    09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat

    11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks

    13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins

    15:30 “Lawless” Wedding Stories


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

    @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    19 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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