• Season 1 Ad Spot
    Feb 5 2019

    Season 1 AdSpot

    Employee introduction and disciplinary action


    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847336) to standard disciplinary action.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional Abuse


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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

    David 7: Ben Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel D F Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX from:

    VSokorelos, taira Komori, batuhansezer and Edo333 via freesound.org.


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    1 min
  • Season 1 Teaser
    Feb 5 2019

    Trailer

    Recycling


    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) submits Bio Facsimile David 6 (ID 95847336) to summary slurriment and recycling.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional Abuse


    If you'd like to support the show join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    Trexyl Geistman: Tim Meredith

    David 6: Ben Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX:

    Inspector J and previously credited artists via freesound.org


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    2 mins
  • Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo
    Feb 15 2019

    Episode 1

    Troughs and Goo

    PLANET - 512896-A

    Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young.


    Consultant Recommendation:

    Trough shaped world.

    Seas: Boiling.

    Entrance via cushioned chute.

    Egress via teen spaceport.

    Ceremonial daggers provided for all.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission.


    If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

    David 7: Ben Meredith

    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan


    Featured SFX:

    patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org


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    21 mins
  • Episode 2 - Studs and Blood
    Feb 15 2019

    Episode 2

    Studs and Blood

    PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ


    Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks.


    Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

    David 7: Ben Meredith

    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan.


    Featured SFX:

    Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org


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    21 mins
  • Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers
    Feb 19 2019

    Episode 3


    Gods and Trousers


    PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ


    Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth.


    Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Violence to Animals
    • Emotional Abuse
    • Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies

    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

    David 7: Ben Meredith

    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan.


    Featured SFX:

    MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org.


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    23 mins
  • Episode 4 - Bowels and Dogs
    Feb 22 2019

    Episode 4


    Bowels and Dogs


    PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ


    Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring.


    Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Violence to animals
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism


    Special thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling.


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith


    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies


    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:

    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

    David 7: Ben Meredith

    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall

    Music: Samuel DF Jones

    Artwork: Anika Khan.


    Featured SFX:

    trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org.


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    helps us spread across the galaxy.


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    27 mins
  • Episode 5 - Fear and Feet
    Mar 1 2019

    Episode 5


    Fear and Feet


    PLANET - REVIEW


    Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335).


    Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism
    • Accidental death
    • Accidental genocide
    • Manslaughter
    • Electrocution


    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghosts


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith


    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies


    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall


    Performances:


    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris


    David 7: Ben Meredith


    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek


    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith


    Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas


    Music: Samuel DF Jones


    Artwork: Anika Khan.


    Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbnevel, kmyers1316, Leoctiurs, lmbubec, deleted_user_7146007 & previously credited artists via freesound.org.


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    20 mins
  • Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots
    Mar 8 2019

    PLANET - 512900-🝘


    Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do.


    Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.


    Content Warning for:

    • Comedic violence
    • Violence to animals
    • Emotional abuse
    • Alcoholism
    • Emotional trauma


    Special thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger


    If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill


    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith


    Produced by Lowri Ann Davies


    Executive Producer Alexander J Newall



    Performances:


    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris


    David 7: Ben Meredith


    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith



    Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward Von Aderkas


    Music: Samuel DF Jones


    Artwork: Anika Khan.


    Featured SFX:

    Suburbanwizard & previously credited artists via freesound.org.


    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


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    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com


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    23 mins