Episodes

  • WTF is Happening on Open Thoughts?! w/ Oliver Tree
    May 12 2026
    The Mask interviewing a Teletubby… that’s normal.Oliver Tree pulls up to Open Thoughts to talk about everything from why his parents had him on a leash as a kid, to only owning 3 shirts and 1 pair of pants, to wanting to make songs with NBA YoungBoy.Somewhere in the middle of Marco and Oliver becoming best friends, bonding over being Geminis, arguing about lemonade, and planning a movie together… Marco’s new director keeps interrupting the episode until everybody starts crashing out.Easily the most unhinged episode of Open Thoughts yet.Shoutout all the Geminis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Mike Epps KEEPS IT REAL on Hollywood, Ice Cube & Why He Almost Quit Acting
    May 5 2026
    You'll never find...a guest like mine. Mike Epps stops by Open Thoughts to talk about everything from Marco's Tattoo's of him, to lessons he learned from Ice Cube, and why he wants to borrow a rich white friend from Marco. Mike talks about how "Next Friday" almost made him quit acting and how in a different life he sees himself being a criminal. This episode has OG knowledge and laughs, everything you would expect from the comedy legend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Jordan From The Bernie Mac Show Is All Grown Up - Rare Interview With Jeremy Suarez
    Apr 28 2026
    JORDANNN! Jeremy Suarez stops by Open Thoughts and Marco couldn't be more excited. First of all he looks exactly the same, let’s start there.Jeremy shares what it was like working with Bernie Mac & a hilarious story about forgetting his lines filming in a treehouse. Jeremy and Marco clown each other’s fits & Marco sets him up on a date with an older woman that turns into a full grocery store role play. They call Pudgie (of course), plan a Rush Hour-style movie together and give out some horrible relationship advice to callers. #funny #funnymarco #bernie #berniemac #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    34 mins
  • Jack Funny Gets Drunk & Speed Dates GRANDMAS
    Apr 21 2026
    Jack Funny pulls back up to Open Thoughts and he and Marco get straight to it. Theyre taking shots, clowning each other, and arguing about everything from church to Jack going to college just to work retail. Then Marco takes a hard left turn and brings out not one but two elderly women for Jack to speed date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    55 mins
  • Jade Cargill Calls WWE Wrestlemania Opponent a LOSER & Marco Wants Her to Wrestle Oprah
    Apr 14 2026
    Jade Cargill brings her WWE Women's Championship to Open Thoughts and calls out her Wrestlemania opponent Rhea Ripley. She also gets real about what goes into being a WWE Superstar and how she worked her way to the top - from the grind of travel and training, time away from her family, and how her mother did NOT want her be a wrestler. After Jade and Marco bond over Marco's love of wrestling, he tries to score free Wrestlemania tickets and tries to score with Jade and she quickly makes him tap out. Then he comes up with some interesting opponents for her next match. Will she accept the challenge? #funny #funnymarco #jadecargillwwe #wwe #wrestlemania #podcast This video is brought to you by PrizePicks https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/FUNNYMARCO Thank you all for the love & support you've been showing. We are on the road to 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS ! PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE & TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS SO YOU WON'T MISS ANYTHING Thanks for watching! I hope you enjoyed every second of this video! Who would you like to see me interview next ? Comment Below Follow Me On All Socials: - INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/funnymarco/?hl=en - FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/funnymarco1 - TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@realfunnymarco?lang=en - TWITTER: https://twitter.com/funny_marco?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Ilona Maher Teaches Marco to Curse, Becomes His Uber Driver From Hell & Roasts Her Worst First Date
    Apr 7 2026
    Olympic medalist Ilona Maher pulls up to Open Thoughts and steps all the way into Funny Marco’s world. Marco and Ilona talk hoops, rugby, dating apps and terrible first dates, including a guy who shows up late and starts watching an NBA game at the table, while she proudly leans into her “that bitch” energy. They act out a chaotic Uber driver scene with Ilona behind the wheel and run up a “bitch counter” as she teaches Marco how to curse, then debate what she’s really looking for when she dates next. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    47 mins
  • Marco BEGS Coco Jones for an Invite to her Wedding with Donovan Mitchell
    Mar 31 2026
    Coco Jones sits down with Funny Marco on Open Thoughts and she gets right to it. Coco calls out Marco for lying about being cool with Jay-Z, questions his baby mama drama, and she and Marco end up talking Sprite deals and starting a toilet paper company. Marco talks business, fields a wild call from his baby mother, and still somehow asks if he can come to her wedding. Coco lets him know exactly why that’s not happening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • Wale Won’t Stop Calling Marco a Thief & Marco Makes a Wild Confession 😂
    Mar 24 2026
    Wale sits down with Funny Marco on Open Thoughts and things quickly turn upside down. Wale and Marco dive into Marco’s past and his reputation for stealing, while Marco makes a surprising confession about making his first child to one of Wale’s biggest songs. Marco also tries to be Wale’s new best friend, asking to borrow his clothes and hang out after the podcast. We’ll let you know if Wale picks up that call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 mins