Profit and Loss! What happens when the writers of DS9 do a straight-up rip-off of Casablanca using Garak, Quark, and Quark's long-lost Cardassian lover? Well, they're forced to re-write it into something legally distinct enough to prevent a potential lawsuit.

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Eye of the Beholder! When Lieutenant Dan decides to eviscerate himself in a plasma conduit, Detective Commander Deanna Troi is on the case! But what dark empathic secrets will the nacelle tube hold? An empathic photograph? A secret hidden skeleton? A sexy passionate romance with Worf? All of the above?! Tune in to find out!

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Playing God! Dax gets an intern, and he's working really hard for a good letter of recommendation for the Trill joining program. How quaint. Also, there's a pocket universe on DS9 that threatens to expand and destroy the entire star system. Huh. Also, Jake is dating a Dabo girl. Wow! All of these are treated with the same level of importance. Yes.

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Star Trek: Resurgence! The fellas who used to work for Telltale Games decided to make their own game, with Tongo and Dabo girls! But, basically, they decided to take that one terrible TNG episode that introduced the Ferengi and then turn that old guy who shows up in it into the sickest Star Trek guy ever. Also, Spider-Man is here! Whoa! And other cameos! It's a Star Trek fanfic come to life! April Fools!

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0:00 - Intro

2:10 - Start

5:35 - Change of Station

16:07 - The Lower Decks

27:04 - All Hands

41:26 - Storm Surge

1:01:34 - The Price of Duty

1:05:34 - All I Ask is a Tall Ship...

1:16:00 - Cast Adrift

1:23:22 - A Provocation to War

1:32:32 - Navigational Complexities

1:48:02 - Seat of Power

2:12:31 - The Scientific Method

2:21:00 - Suspicions

2:27:23 - Containment Protocol

2:35:48 - Symbols and Legends

2:46:24 - Lost and Found

2:55:42 - What Lies Beneath

3:57:02 - Face to Face

4:04:40 - The Seed of Violence

4:20:25 - Turnabout

4:28:36 - Errand of Mercy

4:51:47 - Dead Reckoning

5:01:52 - Stowaways

5:12:00 - Unmasking

5:17:14 - Comrades in Arms

5:28:13 - General Quarters

5:38:23 - The Breach

5:50:50 - Number One

5:59:18 - Not for the Timid

6:08:45 - The Last Guardian

6:31:08 - The Overload Incident

6:44:49 - A Stranger Among Us

7:08:02 - The Blood of Battle...

7:16:05 - Mutiny on the Resolute

7:29:03 - Collision Course

7:42:25 - The Arsenal of Eternity

8:05:57 - Homecoming

8:11:58 - Crosstalk

8:26:51 - Line of Fire

8:37:57 - Power Play

8:46:02 - Belly of the Beast

9:01:50 - No Win Scenario

9:08:00 - The Hammer or The Anvil

9:20:15 - A United Front

9:33:23 - The Most Precious Time

9:44:31 - Resolutions

9:51:06 - Credits

Masks! Once again, a Star Trek crew is taken over by the memories of some sort of alien archive and are forced to jump through hoops in order to exorcise the memory ghosts. Is this, like, a thing Joe Menosky likes doing? What's up with that?

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Shadowplay! Odo and Kira meet the thing that Ricardo was talking about since season 1 of TNG. Y'know, that thing. With the things. The people. You'll see what we mean. Also, Kira and Vedek Bareil finally bang!

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Thine Own Self! What if Data was Frankenstein? Well, that's the premise of this video, and we completely misunderstood it! Still, though, it seems like Data's been through kind of these same adventures before, eh?

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Paradise! The when where Sisko and O'Brien get marooned on a remote planet that blocks all technology, and then it turns out it's a dumb cult thing. Hijinks ensue, hotboxing ensues, Rambo-like guerilla tactics ensue, y'know how it is.

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