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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
Episodes
  • “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
    Jun 16 2026

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”

    8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…

    12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street

    27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office

    37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life

    41:22 how do famous people date?

    53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • “I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete
    Jun 9 2026

    This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro + when your breath smells like Sh!t

    3:24 are you happy with your life?

    11:19 are we too Offensive to grow? + faking mental health

    15:27 Question: how do I become confident like you two and not give a f*ck?

    53:35 Question: sexless relationship what do I do?

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • “Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete
    Jun 2 2026

    On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete



    0:00 embarrassing things you can’t forget

    16:43 “signs I’m getting old”

    21:01 so hot the cameras shut off

    22:25 confrontational tv host

    27:43 people from American South

    31:31 being obsessed with women(Ted Turner)

    38:10 disabled people take highest priority on public transport

    50:14 has Luke rubbed off on Pete?

    51:20 “my grandad cheated”

    52:45 “why won’t you get married” + going to church

    1:00:03 are look and Pete “special needs”?

    1:07:19 “found a card from my dead grandad”

    1:19:40 dilemma: my brother is sleeping with our step-sister

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 33 mins
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Luke and Pete, the two of you get me through boring work days, mucking out the horses in the wind and rain and even join me in the bath on an evening! keep it up lads, you're hilarious x

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Outrageously funny, down to earth, real. It’s so wrong at times it’s just right. It is really refreshing to have 2 very funny men talking about the everyday toil and giving opinions that can be so left field it literally has you laughing out loud. I would recommend to anyone, it’s fantastic

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Hilariously funny unapologetically to the point exactly how it should be these touring infectious and anybody who doesn’t agree needs to have a long hard look at their boring self
Honestly wish nothing but the best for these two

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absolutely love these guys! you are guaranteed to belly laugh! the only thing that brings me joy 🤣 love love love..

laugh my head off!

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I love the friendship between Luke and Pete. So many episodes to catch up on, not enough time (I dont want to stop listening once I start.

always has me chuckling

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