• Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!
    Apr 26 2026

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    Hollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, clown TIkTok leakers, and go full copium on what Orlando might get. Ghostbusters? Shrek? Godzilla vs Kong duel. Sahm tries to sell us on a new property in far far away land while Ace fights to defend the streets of New York.

    Then we go full history mode: the lost Futuristic World of Hannah Barbera ride that opened with the park, why it got replaced, and Sahm admitting he's never heard of Huckleberry Hound. Flintstones piano, Scooby-Doo tears, and faulty futuristic treadmills. If you love theme park speculation, dead rides, and two idiots drifting off topic every couple of minutes, this one is for you!

    Parental Advisory: Lap Bar Lessons is a clean podcast with no explicit content. However, episodes may include mild suggestive references, discussions of drugs or alcohol in a theme park/travel context, and occasional mild language. These topics might not be appropriate for younger children. We recommend this show for any parent comfortable with PG-13 rated movies.

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    57 mins
  • Episode 1 Preview! Welcome To Lap Bar Lessons
    Apr 23 2026

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    We are pleased to give you a sneak peak of our brand new show, Lap Bar Lessons. We discuss news & rumors about theme parks like Disney World, Universal Studios, Cedar Fair, & More! Our first episode releases this Sunday, 4/26!

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    6 mins