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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses.

This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more.

Topics This Week

• AI stealing fingerprints from selfies
• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases
• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan
• Soviet astronaut stranded in space
• Jordan Peele movie breakdown
• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show
• Neuralink discussion
• Cockroach causes apartment explosion

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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea
09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates
15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation
20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood
25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan
34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud
38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs
54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate
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1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories
1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM
1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories
1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims
1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies
1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion
1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"
1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed
1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach
2:02:06 Outro

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast.

This episode goes everywhere.

An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban.

Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos.

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Chapter Titles & Timestamps
0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy
3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast
5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems
11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories
17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun
29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story
33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED
37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories
47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood
51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie
59:10 Wild Relationship Stories
1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast
1:02:00 Outro

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This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go.

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody.

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00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story
01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture
07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego
12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention
13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation
18:13 BlueChew Ad Read
20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion
25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering
28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained
31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies
32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence
35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy
40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength
45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk
47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology
49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced
52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History
55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?
57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits
59:04 Outro