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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

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Topics include:

A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia
A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns
A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills
A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car
A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture
AI scams tricking people online
New laws about boiling lobsters alive

00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk
06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals
12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate
15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event
21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion
23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss)
26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia)
30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video
32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate
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39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown
44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills
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50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case)
54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion
57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers
59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam
01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate
01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?!
01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts
01:13:20 Outro + Announcements

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We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳

In between that, things get wild:

A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard
A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense
A real college offering a BBQ degree
And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢

Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs.

00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story
02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown
05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment
09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion
13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality
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16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion)
17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities
21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store
23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂)
27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500?
27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate
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34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳
37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion
42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂)
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50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?!
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01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢
01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?!
01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭
01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming Shows

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@YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics.

This episode includes:

the surprising truth about funeral strippers
petty things people secretly judge others for
controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more)
a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost
the most dangerous jobs in the world
social media negativity and online behavior
gambling risks and real-life consequences
traveling and how it changes your mindset

Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values.

Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdc

A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics.

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00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation
00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal
00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion
00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again?
00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate
00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality
00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories
00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction
00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City”
00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing
00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence
00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad
00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit
00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion
00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs)
00:32:31 BlueChew Ad
00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story
00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions
00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses
00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent
00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks
00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion
00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality
00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation
00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk
00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad
01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective
01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset
01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion
01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs
01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed
01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained
01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro

Comment below:
Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?