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Clock the Tea with Dr. Long

Clock the Tea with Dr. Long

By: Dr. Mark Long
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Clock the Tea with Dr. Long spills it all, from Capitol Hill to cultural hotspots across the country. Join Dr. Long as he breaks down the sharpest political moments, the juiciest celebrity headlines, and the stories shaping our world. Smart, sassy, and unapologetically unfiltered, this podcast serves up cultural commentary with a perfectly timed side of shade. Whether you're here for the headlines or the humor, Dr. Long’s got your weekly dose of tea.

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Episodes
  • The Reflecting Pool Conspiracy and Socialism in Wisconsin: Why Francesca Hong Matters
    Jul 3 2026

    This episode of Clock the Tea with Dr. Long opens with the chaos surrounding the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where former Olympian David Hearn now faces felony charges for allegedly ripping up part of the newly installed liner. Dr. Long breaks down the contradictions in the administration’s narrative — from claims of “350‑foot gashes” to accusations that Hearn used only his bare hands — and questions why a poorly executed $16 million renovation is being pinned on a single civilian. As Dr. Long puts it, “You don’t need an attorney… to see that these people are lying right to our face.”

    The episode then shifts to Pete Buttigieg’s emotional account of a false CPS report that led to his children being interviewed by authorities and temporarily removed from his care. Dr. Long calls the incident what it is — a hateful, politically motivated attack — and highlights Buttigieg’s reminder that families should be off‑limits in political warfare. The transcript captures Buttigieg’s distress: “They didn’t know why they were being brought to a room to have a conversation with somebody they’ve never met.”

    From there, Dr. Long dives into the Supreme Court’s ruling affirming birthright citizenship, pushing back against the administration’s attempt to reinterpret the 14th Amendment. Using commentary from Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway, the episode underscores how deeply embedded birthright citizenship is in American history and how dangerous it is when leaders selectively weaponize constitutional language. Dr. Long stresses that immigration policy should not be twisted into a tool for exclusion or fearmongering.

    The episode closes with a conversation about democratic socialism, featuring insights from Zoran Mamdani and Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong. Dr. Long explains how democratic socialism centers working‑class power, affordable living, and government accountability — a stark contrast to the current administration’s priorities. Hong’s message is clear: “Everyone deserves to have housing, health care, education, and food.” Dr. Long frames this as a call to action for Wisconsin voters and a reminder that building a more equitable America starts with showing up at the ballot box.

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    33 mins
  • Hong is Popular, Trump is NOT, Furry Friends, & Happy Pride!
    Jun 26 2026

    Hong is popular, Trump is NOT, Furry friends, & Happy Pride!

    In this week’s episode, Dr. Long dives straight into the heat of Wisconsin’s primary season, where Francesca Hong is shaking up the race with a surge that no one saw coming. Mark breaks down why Hong’s working‑class story, progressive platform, and unapologetic advocacy for marginalized communities are resonating statewide. From universal childcare to freezing new AI and crypto data centers, Hong’s agenda is bold — and Dr. Long explains why voters across rural, suburban, and urban Wisconsin are paying attention.

    “Many working-class people have felt left behind… and it’s resonating with folks all across the state.”

    The episode then pivots to national politics, where President Trump’s refusal to sign a bipartisan housing bill becomes the latest example of political chaos. Dr. Long breaks down what the bill would have delivered — increased housing supply, lower costs, solutions to homelessness, rural housing support, and protections against corporate home‑buying — and why blocking it harms Americans across the board.

    “This housing bill was intended to actually help increase U.S. housing supply… lowering housing costs for renters and buyers.”

    From there, Dr. Long shifts gears to something every pet parent needs during the summer: keeping your fur babies safe in the heat. He shares practical tips like cooling towels, frozen dog‑safe treats, paw protection, backyard play alternatives, and hydration strategies to keep pets happy and healthy.

    “Pets can feel that heat long before we do… look out for signs of overheating like excessive panting or drooling.”

    To close out the episode, Dr. Long celebrates Pride Month by honoring LGBTQ+ trailblazer William Dorsey Swann — the first known drag queen in America and a pioneer who fought for queer people’s right to gather. His story is a reminder of the resilience, courage, and legacy that shape today’s LGBTQ+ community.

    “Swan was one of the first people known to refer to himself as a queen of drag… and fought for the right of the queer community to gather.”

    This episode blends politics, pets, and Pride — all with Dr. Long’s signature clarity, humor, and heart. Tune in, stay informed, and as always: vote like your life depends on it.

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    Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio, and Amazon Music.

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    25 mins
  • Spilling on Juneteenth, the Platner Controversy, “UFC Freedom 250,” and an LGBTQ+ Icon
    Jun 12 2026

    In this week’s episode, Dr. Long kicks things off with a call to action: vote like your life depends on it, because in 2026, it absolutely does. From the rising cost of living to the ongoing attacks on the Voting Rights Act, book bans, and the defunding of education, Dr. Long lays out exactly what’s at stake for everyday Americans. He breaks down how inflation is hitting the Midwest especially hard — with grocery prices up 3% and gas in Madison pushing $4.50 a gallon — and reminds listeners that political choices directly shape economic realities. This season is all about connecting the dots between policy and lived experience, and this episode wastes no time doing just that.

    The tea gets hotter as Dr. Long dives into the bizarre 250th‑anniversary “celebration” at the White House — which, instead of honoring American progress, has turned into a UFC‑themed birthday bash for the president. From the spectacle of a cage match on the South Lawn to the administration’s obsession with branding everything with Trump’s face, Dr. Long breaks down the grift, the disconnect, and the absurdity. He contrasts the spectacle with the real issues Americans face daily, calling out the administration’s misplaced priorities and lack of focus on affordability, wages, and economic stability.

    Shifting to national politics, Dr. Long unpacks the unfolding primary landscape, including the Graham Plattner controversy in Maine. Despite allegations involving extremist symbolism, misogyny, and a sexting scandal, Plattner still pulled 72% in the Democratic primary — a sign that voters in Maine may be responding differently than national pundits expect. Dr. Long explains why Senator Susan Collins is uniquely vulnerable this cycle and how Democrats see Maine as a key opportunity to retake the Senate. He also highlights broader primary shake‑ups across the country, emphasizing the importance of staying engaged, informed, and ready to vote problematic leaders out.

    The episode closes with a powerful, emotional deep dive into Juneteenth and Pride Month, honoring the resilience, brilliance, and legacy of Black and queer communities. Dr. Long traces the history of Juneteenth —the delayed freedom of enslaved Texans —and the ongoing fight for true equality, connecting it to modern struggles over voting rights and systemic injustice. He then uplifts the legacy of Bayard Rustin, the openly gay civil rights strategist erased from mainstream history, reminding listeners that queer Black leadership has always been central to liberation movements. The message is clear: our ancestors paved the way, and it’s on us to vote, organize, and live boldly in our truth.

    Visit www.drmarklong.com

    Listen on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, iHeart Radio and Amazon Music.

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    31 mins
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