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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

By: Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialersHannah Berner Performing Arts Stand-up Shows
Episodes
  • Funniest Things Said During Sex

    Funniest Things Said During Sex
    Jun 15 2026

    This week, Des records solo from an undisclosed location and listens to voicemails about the funniest things people have said during sex.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    55 mins
  • What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?

    What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?
    Jun 8 2026

    This week, Des listens to voicemails from Dialers who wish they grew up in a different generation. From club culture and technology to roller skating and funeral etiquette, Des explores what makes people long for another era.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Niche Collections

    Niche Collections
    Jun 1 2026

    This week, Des listens to voicemails about the strangest things people collect. From animal bones and troll dolls to rosary beads and matchboxes, the Dialers call in to share the unique collections they've built over the years.

    Call (917) 512-1758 to leave us a voicemail!

    International Dialers can leave us a voice memo on WhatsApp: +1 (646) 423-7020

    FOLLOW DES:

    Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop

    X: https://x.com/desbishop

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5

    FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/

    Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/

    Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 9 mins
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