In this episode we discuss the era of life where you'd seek out sadness, breaking the fourth wall with yourself, how May is liminal space, not caring about comfy clothes in the 90s, the origin story of this movie, how cute the lil evil guys are, bball players giving it their all, which tune are you, if Tweety bird and the mouse are too little to play in the NBA, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our allegiance to war vets and animal vets, needing a family calendar, all the attacks on Hil Duff, the name Gordon Bombay, that song from every 90s movie, the creepy truth about ducks, the issue of whether or not someone is in the Mighty Ducks school district, stopping at beard central station with the relationship between Bombay and the mom, the ludicrous nature of Bombay going to try out for the NHL, how Bombay is actually in a giant Shutter Island situation and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss not caring about the Jim Carey conspiracy, Punch the monkey, the ANTM doc and hot ice cream, bedazzling as a hobby, how much this thing is DRIPPING in sex, Maddy’s lore with Peter Pan, the Woodstockian nature of 90s kids movies, whether they’re called Chelsea dogs, how much this kid’s room is pure goon fuel, not loving Julia’s Tink, the shock at finding out Dustin Hoffman is Hook, Glenn Close playing a pirate, thinking Rufio was the villain, the searing in the brain of the Loblaws icing in the food fight scene, whether Tinkerbell is a trafficker, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the vulnerability of having a birthday, punishing vegetarians with carrots, Matthew Morrison’s experience of 9/11, Justin Long as a love interest, the sexualization of Herbie, the perversion of the Ozempic theme song, the dark night of the soul that is “getting dropped by Bass Pro”, Wink Yahoo in our dms, whether Herbie's in the Epstein files, using cars as a metaphor for sex, not wanting to see Justin Long in a wife beater, being the Elizabeth Holmes of NASCAR and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's medical credentials, all the classic medical archetypes, the hit piece by Ashley Tisdale that's rocking the nation, the irksome nature of Hil Duff singing about bj's, having a "face for medicine", the freakishness of a man with a full head of hair, how nurses are the backbone of society, doctors salaries in the 90s, wanting a doc with a perma-iced coffee in hand, the fear of having your jeans cut off in front of your co-workers and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss a massive scandal rocking the Terry's Chocolate Orange world, what the deal is with Toffifee, using Ferrero Roche to psychologically terrorize someone, knowing all the textures from Muppet Christmas Carol by heart, mixing family annihilators and terminal children with Christmas, the complexity of the character of "George", pigtail catheters, how every time a muppet frowns an angel gets its wings and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, how this show smacks of being a Canadian production, golden papyrus font of the 90s, being a young Canadian yearning for American Hollywood, the invention of bangs and the industrial hair revolution, the pornographic tone, the era of feminism as just "women who do mixed martial arts", the need for cyclopses to have legal capacity to consent to being pants-ed, finding out you're ugly by seeing a pic of the back of your head, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Amber Alert that’s been out for us (oops), commercials for dementia that ruin your whole day, being a piggybacking troll on Ghost Tok, giving the 3rd P name sister the name Phoebe, the concept of an audition recipe, a shark-cuterie board, the humiliation of being found dead mid-spell, pinot noir penne, being a nepo witch, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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