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The Selfish Sister

By: David Sedaris, Bob Staake - illustrator
Narrated by: David Sedaris
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New York Times-bestselling author David Sedaris offers a hilariously twisted take on selfishness and greed in this book featuring humor that will delight listeners and parents alike.

This selfish sister only thinks of herself, and she wants it all—even her brother’s kidney! Everything must belong to her! But who can possibly tell her “no”? Her family must cater to every whim—but where does that leave sister in the end?

Using rhymes, David Sedaris has created a sickly hysterical yet genuine romp of a story.

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Not worth the cost. A 2 minute poem that should have been included in a bigger book. what ever next pay per word?

Nothing like being fleeced.

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