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Ring the Bells

The funny and festive new paranormal mystery

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Ring the Bells

By: C. K. McDonnell
Narrated by: Brendan McDonald
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas . . .


For most people, that means a time of celebration, relaxation and inebriation, but not for the staff of The Stranger Times. While a book club meeting ending in a triple murder isn’t unprecedented, it is at least noteworthy. It quickly emerges that this is no ordinary book-club-triple-murder either, as it features a librarian possessed by a chaotic entity who has broken through from another dimension and is hellbent on vengeance. He’s made a list, but he’s not checking it twice as the whole of humanity is on it. Who would want to summon such a thing? And how is anyone going to be able to send it back?

As if that wasn’t enough to be dealing with, a shocking revelation about a member of The Stranger Times team’s past brings family together, but not in a way that’s ever going to make it into a Hallmark movie.

Featuring demonically possessed Santas, blood-thirsty books and the ghost of a legendary nightclub, it’s beginning to look a lot like a Christmas apocalypse . . .

Ring the Bells is the fifth book in the award-winning, critically acclaimed and laugh-out-loud funny The Stranger Times series.


'McDonnell's world is transgressively hilarious, grimly banal and beguilingly warm. Of course there's a story that the intrepid journalists of The Stranger Times have to tease out: grave-robbing, cryogenics, a very angry witch, and a washed-up indie legend looking for a lost album, but the real joy lies in the pitfalls and pratfalls of getting there.' DAILY MAIL

'An absolute riot of a read.' DAILY EXPRESS

'Laugh-out-loud funny and full of colourful characters.' DAILY MIRROR

© C. K. McDonnell 2025 (P) Penguin Audio 2025

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Fiendishly clever and monstrously funny, C K McDonnell's latest will steal your soul and eat your brain. In the nicest possible way, of course.
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I love this author and the narration is as always fantastic the book has you laughing out loud at work and telling others how great it is. Some tender bits that really make you think. Overall another amazing journey from this author already can't wait for the next one as it keeps getting even better.

humour and poignant

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I love all the books by this author. Totally off the scale original, funny & bonkers.

Wonderful Escapism. Abundantly Fabulous.

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The Stella Manny flashbacks were a bit clumsy and tedious and I skipped through most of those but apart from that I really enjoyed this episode - one of the best in a while. I usually read these as books but tried this as Audible and fair play to the narrator for attempting so many accents; it helps to differentiate the voices although some are definitely better than others, so stick with it, listener, and you get used to them (apart from Stella - that one's pretty bad!).

Humour is great and really enjoyable story.

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Absolutly wonderful storytelling - as always! Already looking forward to hearing it again. The narratior should get an Oscar!

Marvelous

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I am a great fan of this author. It took a bit of time to get into the swing of this book but once the characters started talking to each other the humour clicked into place again I thoroughly enjoyed it.

The brilliant narration!

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