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Mr. Absolutely Not!

By: Alina Jacobs
Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, Tim Paige
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Summary

Armed with comfy pants, overpriced coffee, and a highly anxious emotional-support corgi, I prepare to face him.

Corporate boss. Villain.

Salinger Svensson.

I step into his office. His perfect mouth twists into a sneer.

There is no heart of gold beneath that suit, just a big black pit. He’s a shark in the frothy waters of high-stakes finance.

He might be the archetypal-asshole CEO, causing all in his path to quake in fear, but he’s never had to face down a basic bitch in her thirties.

I am exactly like the other girls—I adore Starbucks, greige home decor, and making snarky jokes with my bestie. I’ve even inherited a stalker from an ill-advised singles party.

Yeah, the stalker is… a problem, one I’m hoping will just go away if I ignore it.

I can’t ignore him, though.

He’s all broad shoulders and snide comments, picking apart everything about me as he circles me, going for the kill.

He would never fire me, though. There’s no fun in that. He wants me to quit, to have a mental breakdown.

Well, he can get in line behind my crazy gold-digging sister, my guilt-tripping mother, and the aforementioned stalker.

Salinger pins me with his gaze.

I brace myself, waiting for the verbal blow to come…

Instead, he says, “I need a date tonight, and unfortunately, it has to be you.”

This is a full-length, enemies-to-lovers romantic comedy, complete with smokin’ hot-but-morally gray heroes, a smidge of suspense, and of course the perfect happily ever after! Though this is intended to be a stand-alone book, it does take place after the recently completed Manhattan Svensson Brothers series.

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Absolutely loved this book the story was fresh and hilarious, like laugh out loud !!!!!! The narrators were outstanding!!! One is the best if not the best book I have ever listened to!!!!

Outstanding!!!!!

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I have listened to quite a few of these books but I found this one particular disturbing. There's strong men and there's controlling, cruel men. The lead female in this book should have given the lead male a wide berth! Even though he mellowed and felt 'protective' towards her, I can't imagine a happy ever after! It gave off vibes of Stockholm Syndrom. Not my favourite.

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This book was not what I expected from the description, it is a really bad version of Fifty Shades of Grey, but the characters are so unlikeable and the whole thing was painful to listen to,

Not what I expected.

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Awful story. Terrible premise. Annoying narrator. Yucky lead man. DNF. save your money. I wish I’d read the reviews first.

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