David Cameron

In a world that absolutely never happened…Former Prime Minister David Cameron leads a double life — and not the sensible sort involving spreadsheets.

By day, he nods through meetings, tries not to break doors, and pretends to understand briefings.

By night (and occasionally mid-press conference), he becomes Britain’s most unlikely superhero, battling exploding crumpets, villainous scarves, sentient paperwork, giant ducks, and a cat who is frankly far too magical for government work.

When a coalition of utterly ridiculous villains threatens to drown Westminster in a paperwork apocalypse, Cameron must rely on malfunctioning gadgets, enchanted tea, brave librarians, and sheer confused determination to save the nation — all while desperately trying to get home in time for dinner.

Packed with: absurd Silver Age–style heroics deadly admin a judgemental mystical cat frosty foes unpredictable super-tea…and absolutely nothing resembling real events.

Important Note:

The only reason “David Cameron” was chosen as the hero is because it also happens to be my name — and frankly, it made him much easier to remember while writing this nonsense.

A joyful, stupid, warm-hearted parody for anyone who has ever dealt with bureaucracy, believed in heroes, or wondered what would happen if a Prime Minister acquired hover-boots and poor impulse control.

Prepare yourself for the most heroic silliness Britain has ever (definitely not) seen.