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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

By: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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Summary

The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC Editors Select Humorous Science Fiction Funny Witty Feel-Good Scary
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I really enjoyed this short story. It was to the point and didn't drone on.

The narrator done an excellent job.

Nice, fun story. Excellent narrator

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A fun whimsical short story that brought the odd smile and entertained for a couple of hours. John Scalzi has not failed me yet with his imagination and writing.

A fun whimsical short story

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A great story , clever and witty, brilliantly performed and produced . I hope there will be more ! Same tone as Rivers of London , but aliens .

Very entertaining

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I loved the witty inventiveness and the excellent narration. It's the perfect length,too. Highly enjoyable.

Fun novella!

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I’ve never come across the author before but I just loved this story and the narration was pitch perfect. Really hope that there will be more stories from the Third District

Fun and fast paced

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