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Congratulations, You're a Magic Rock

A Darkly Funny Litrpg Dungeon Adventure (Core Chaos, Book 1)

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Congratulations, You're a Magic Rock

By: Lina Will
Narrated by: Anna Evan
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Sarah died because of her cat.

Not in a blaze of glory. Not saving a busload of children.

Just one badly timed trip, one expensive gaming rig, and one furry little sociopath.

Then things get worse.

Sarah wakes up as a sentient dungeon core. She is a magic crystal buried in a cave, trapped in a world run by a snarky System, buried under soul-crushing debt, and expected to do the one thing she absolutely does not want to do.

Become a monster.

Armed with nothing but a software engineer’s brain, a vicious streak of sarcasm, and a terrifying talent for turning architecture into psychological warfare, Sarah starts building a dungeon that can scare intruders senseless. The System wants murder. The numbers reward cruelty. The easy path is obvious.

Sarah picks the hard one.

When a band of hunted goblin refugees runs into her dungeon with kingdom exterminators at their heels, Sarah makes a choice that changes everything. She turns her dungeon into a sanctuary. Now she has goblins to protect, knights to terrify, impossible bills to pay, and a growing reputation as the weirdest, most dangerous haunted house in the region.

To survive, she will have to weaponize fear, outsmart a predatory cosmic bureaucracy, and build a community in the last place anyone would expect to find one. Inside a living dungeon.

Congratulations, You’re a Magic Rock is a darkly funny LitRPG dungeon core adventure featuring:

  • a hilariously angry heroine
  • dungeon building and progression
  • snarky system messages
  • goblin refugees and found-family vibes
  • clever nontraditional dungeon tacticshigh-stakes survival with heart

If you love dungeon core fantasy, LitRPG progression, sharp humor, and underdog worldbuilding with emotional payoff, this book is for you.

©2026 Lina Will (P)2026 Lina Will
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This is a clever and entertaining take on dungeon core LitRPG. Sarah's sarcastic personality makes her instantly likable, and the idea of a software engineer becoming a sentient dungeon crystal leads to plenty of creative, laugh out loud moments. The mix of humor, strategic dungeon building, and heartfelt found family dynamics with the goblin refugees keeps the story engaging from start to finish. Rather than relying on endless combat, the book shines through its inventive problem solving and unique approach to progression. A fun, refreshing read for fans of LitRPG and fantasy with equal parts comedy and heart.

A Fresh, Funny Twist on the Dungeon Core Genre

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What I absolutely loved is Sarah. She is fantastic. As a former overworked software developer, her reaction to being reincarnated as a literal rock isn't awe or terror it's pure, unadulterated corporate exhaustion. Her internal rant is sharp and hilarious. If you've ever wanted to scream at a glitchy computer program you will deeply relate to Sarah fighting her own magical system

Magic rock! 🤍

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