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Bro Code for Parents

What to Expect When You're Awesome

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 The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So you’re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker •

Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat”

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost. Parenting & Families Relationships
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As an expectant father I found it hard not to laugh frequently through this short audio book.

Hilarious

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

If they are a fan of How I Met Your Mother then yes I would, you would have to see the show to get some of the jokes. Several characters come up frequently throughout.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Bro Code for Parents?

Suitable shows for kids, possibly the worst examples you could think off.

Which scene did you most enjoy?

Probably any time the "editor" would but in and Barney's remarks afterwards or just any list of the best things for a baby.

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

It's not really something that I would turn into a film seeing it's spawned from a TV show, I guess it would be a play on Barney's catchphrase

Any additional comments?

It was legend wait for it dary, legendary

Just hope he does not become a Dad

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