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Been Nowhere, Done Nothing

By: Paul Glazebrook
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Been Nowhere, Done Nothing is the true story of Paul ‘Glazey’ Glazebrook and his experiences joining, and serving in, The Royal Green Jackets, one of the oldest and boldest infantry regiments in the British Army.

Glazey honed his infantry and covert soldiering skills all over the world, from the jungles of Jamaica, to taking part in secret operations deep inside the bandit country of South Armagh, as well as targeted strike ops on the war torn streets of Iraq. This story is told with unflinching honesty and hysterically funny wit, giving a keen insight into the sense of humour which has kept our forces in the fight for generations.

©2025 Paul Glazebrook (P)2025 Paul Glazebrook Military & War Funny
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‘A brutally honest and hilarious account of soldiering from a Rifleman’s perspective’ —Andy McNab CBE, DCM, MM
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any man grown up on a council estate working class would enjoy and feel emotion to this life story even if we haven't been in the military. at the age of 50 and having a working class life i feel I could have been part of this story if I had taken a different path and not followed in my father's footsteps. the emotion and grit of a young man to adult hood is all over this along with the grossness of testosterone. very well written and read.

emotional And inspiring

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from day one the experiences are those of young infanty soliders what they get upto both on and off duty.

true life in rhe infantry

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What a great story from a young soldier, makes you think as a civvy what the men and women have been though serving our country.

The honesty

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All I will say is top bloke for a Green Jacket!
Well done mate, now get the spoons out the sink! K***y must of taught you everything you know! Out!!!

The reflection of my early years in the RE.

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Good book normal lad done good and made himself proud of his achievements in his career and it’s quite funny and easy to listen to listen to

Great honestly told

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