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Pounded by the Pound

Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

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About this listen

When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he's shocked by just how normal everything seems. But the calm doesn't last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen's Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns, and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, and living pound love.

©2016 Chuck Tingle (P)2017 Chuck Tingle
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ALL YOU NEED IS BUTTS!
- An actual quote from the story.

I acutally want to cry out loud because of Mr. Tingle's fantastic work. ٩̋(๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

Just bizarre...

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This short story had me laughing at several places and it’s worth a listen, it’s odd but it’s funny

Unusual fun story

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